"Smart and Hip..." - The Chicago Tribune

"His thinking is as intriguing as his punch lines." - Entertainment Weekly

"...There may not be a better comedian working the clubs." - The Milwaukee Journal

Jeff Cesario is one of the most respected comedians working in the business today.

Sixty minutes of straight-ahead comedy from one of the best stand-ups in the business. You Can Get A Hooker Tomorrow Night launches you into the mind of a comedian hailed as "one of the brightest disturbers of the peace wielding a mic today" (The Minneapolis Star Tribune). Sports, politics, leaf blowers, lesbians, his own marriage - everything's fair game. As Bob Costas puts it, "He's the funny guy at the end of the bar - you never want him to stop riffing." He's got Emmys and Ace awards from his work writing and producing "Dennis Miller Live" and "The Larry Sanders Show," but he's addicted to the standup mic. He knows how to satisfy an audience... and you're next. Enjoy 60 Minutes, plus Cutting Room Floor footage of hilarious comedy.